CAPTAIN GREY’S GUIDE TO CURRY-SHIRE

FIXTURE 2010 HAWRIDGE & CHOLESBURY (‘H&C’), BUCKS
DATE / START TIME SUN 12th June
POST CODE for SAT NAV’ers HP5 2UH
DIRECTIONS from Central London for MAP READERS Basically head out on the A41 from London and from Tring Junction on A41 follow signs to Wiggington, at Crossroads turn right, sighnposted Chesham. After Champneys on left, turn right. Ground is on left at the end of the road. Fifty yards on right past ground is Full Moon Pub and a pint of ale.
CHEZ NOUS DEPARTURE TIME 11.30 hrs
DRIVING TIME FROM CHEZ NOUS 1 hour
FIXTURE PUB RENDEZVOUS The Full Moon (great lunches, but take time!)
MATCH RESULT 2010 WON – retained the Cobra cup for 2nd year
OPPO DANGERMAN Red-haired, agricultural swing bowler (see Stocko’s ‘Beneath The Chiltern Hills’)
MATCH FACT -Cobra Cup venue.
-Barker’s awesome 128* in 2008 inspired ‘Mantra Of The Beast’ homo-erotic poem.
WAG/SPECTATOR INFO -Repeated scene of Scandals:
First, the alleged Love Quadrangle of 2008, embroiling 4 VCC players in varying degrees of heartbreak and disgrace.
Then, in 2010, the felling of our mighty Tiger.
-Nearby is Champneys, Health Farm of choice for ageing 70’s celebs. Tiger, however, chose less effete treatment methods.
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