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Our Chairman’s summer message to The VCC

The VCC Chairman's summer message

The VCC Chairman's summer message

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The VCC “Capgate” scandal spreads.

As the VCC “Capgate” scandal is exposed and hits the headlines – Stocko models another creation from the creative VCC design team for players to purchase.

The new VCC Shoulder bag. The hat comes as an extra !!

The new VCC Shoulder bag. The hat comes as an extra !!

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Spot the difference

Only 100 million (quid) differences

Only 100 million (quid) differences

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Bucks rain a pain

Hurdo sits it out whilst conversation rains down. Match abandoned after 2 hour wait without ball being bowled.
Coversation included “What was the trail the Cobra left behind him on the pitch as he slithered across the wet outfield”

Hurdo sits it out at Coleshill

Hurdo sits it out at Coleshill

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JPS system re-booted

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JPS system re-booted

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If you want to get ahead…

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Poem to accompany SHACKLEFORD match report

X1 Un-Shackled Melodies
Eleven VCC journeys to victory, May 31st, 2009

Cap’n Mad
Eggs Benedict, comme d’habitude
And soixante-neuf runs on the horizon over the hills

Lord Oz
Vice, in all but appointment
Glowering, like a flickering seventies John Player Special super- king

El Horno da Crema
Twinkling, with mischievous relish
Strutting the boulevards of Belsize to brunch, al fresco in navy shorts

The Colonel
Brooding – and brilliantly breakfasting alone:
A heart of quiet tropical thunder prepares

Aussie Steve
Bearded, returns from the Red Centre
Pink wicket and Grey victim awaiting his new pace

And dearest Adelaide-y
Rocks up like a jewel with Riviera hair and shades
Failing to disguise the sporting self-doubt we have all felt, so many times

Hurdo International
Russian lover, Brazilian Tee and emanating Oriental guile
Eccentrically, all over his French toast and Canadian maple syrup

Maxim
A true man today
Caught in a private life crisis and coping stoically

Salmon
Leaping ever closer to manhood: Vampiretta-scarred but
Propelled toward victory with the effervescent wizardry of youth

Rob
A muscled, futuristic machine in burnished Currymen Grey
Powers him down grim, uncertain corridors of tarmac to his secret destiny

And I –
Lost and idiotically wondering ahead
To this day of giggling heroics, easy friendship and un-shackled fun.

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Jonty drivel

Jonty, please stop clogging up the internet with your drivel…

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Topics of conversation at Shackleford

Players bisexuality, underwear – Sports brazziers and Saint’s “Sports management company” where just a few of the off and on field topics of banter taking place whilst The VCC got back to winning ways with a splendid win against Shackleford CC.

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