The VCC Chairman's summer message
The VCC “Capgate” scandal spreads.
As the VCC “Capgate” scandal is exposed and hits the headlines – Stocko models another creation from the creative VCC design team for players to purchase.
The new VCC Shoulder bag. The hat comes as an extra !!
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Bucks rain a pain
Hurdo sits it out whilst conversation rains down. Match abandoned after 2 hour wait without ball being bowled.
Coversation included “What was the trail the Cobra left behind him on the pitch as he slithered across the wet outfield”
Hurdo sits it out at Coleshill
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Poem to accompany SHACKLEFORD match report
X1 Un-Shackled Melodies
Eleven VCC journeys to victory, May 31st, 2009
Cap’n Mad
Eggs Benedict, comme d’habitude
And soixante-neuf runs on the horizon over the hills
Lord Oz
Vice, in all but appointment
Glowering, like a flickering seventies John Player Special super- king
El Horno da Crema
Twinkling, with mischievous relish
Strutting the boulevards of Belsize to brunch, al fresco in navy shorts
The Colonel
Brooding – and brilliantly breakfasting alone:
A heart of quiet tropical thunder prepares
Aussie Steve
Bearded, returns from the Red Centre
Pink wicket and Grey victim awaiting his new pace
And dearest Adelaide-y
Rocks up like a jewel with Riviera hair and shades
Failing to disguise the sporting self-doubt we have all felt, so many times
Hurdo International
Russian lover, Brazilian Tee and emanating Oriental guile
Eccentrically, all over his French toast and Canadian maple syrup
Maxim
A true man today
Caught in a private life crisis and coping stoically
Salmon
Leaping ever closer to manhood: Vampiretta-scarred but
Propelled toward victory with the effervescent wizardry of youth
Rob
A muscled, futuristic machine in burnished Currymen Grey
Powers him down grim, uncertain corridors of tarmac to his secret destiny
And I –
Lost and idiotically wondering ahead
To this day of giggling heroics, easy friendship and un-shackled fun.
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Topics of conversation at Shackleford
Players bisexuality, underwear – Sports brazziers and Saint’s “Sports management company” where just a few of the off and on field topics of banter taking place whilst The VCC got back to winning ways with a splendid win against Shackleford CC.
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